June 2012
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“Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...”
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Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
#Oh my God #THIS #FUCKING THIS #I would like to print this out #and staple it to the forehead of every guy who’s tried to tell me that women ‘just need to be careful about where they go/how they dress/how they act/who they flirt with’ #because no #the only...
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neonreverberations asked: This ask has been placed with care into your askbox. Enjoy your summer!
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SUMMER TIME
Today was my last day of 8th grade. I WILL BE IN HIGH SCHOOL NEXT YEAR.
OH MY GOD I’M OLD.
to celebrate this fact, I will stay up all night while chewing on my foot long pepperoni stick.
STICK SOME ASKS IN MY BOX.
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jathis asked: Owl
May 2012
Give me a word and I shall share a memory...
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neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
as long as kittens can still use tumblr and play fallout
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
jathis:
icecrystal2k:
emir-dynamite:
thestoutorialist:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
100% true
Especially the false back pockets, which usually result in awkward public butt-groping for me.
+1
And if you don’t carry a purse. Where do you put your...
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homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
Or we’ll have creepy hillbilly zombies that are even worse than the regular ones.
OR MERMAID ZOMBIES.
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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neonreverberations:
You know what nursing in public shouldn’t even be a cause for debate. If I have to see a shirtless man in public with floppy breasts you can deal with a woman feeding her child.
he was hung like a clydesdale: ccolfer: i don’t... →
ccolfer:
i don’t understand where this “hey, you’re pathetic if you didn’t lose your virginity in high school” idea came from, but it’s pretty bothersome and says a lot about our society. listen, how about people can decide for themselves when they’d like to lose their virginity?
if they…
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chekhov:
Every musical should have one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing and extremely confused and terrified
